Useful French Phrases for the Foreign and Confused: Installment No. 4

 

I hope I get at least one letter!

and:

This series will continue into the new year and throughout my four months in Paris.
Have a warm, happy holiday, everyone!

FOR THE RECORD:
I googled "confused french person", just to see what would happen, and this happened:

A coincidence considering I watched that E! special on Gwyneth Paltrow last night (and immediately signed up for Goop)? Probably not. Big Brother is watching.

But hey, happy holiday!